scrotiegg

manifesto

• declaration of defeat

  let’s get straight to the point.
  motivation is just another lie from a self-help book.
  accept once and for all that:
  you’ll probably fail.
  the market doesn’t care about you.
  luck is a skill you don’t have.
  expect exactly what you deserve: nothing.
  we won’t give you wings.
  we’ll give you a wrinkled, hairy egg to hold.

  welcome to the true community of losers.

origin

• what is scrotiegg?

  legend says scrotiegg is the last known remnant of an ancient species: the scrotos sapiens.

  originating from the lost planet of scrotara, scrotiegg belonged to a civilization destroyed by the very technology it created — a force so powerful and dangerous that its collapse gave rise to a new philosophy: scroticism.

  scroticism isn’t about chasing success.
  it’s about embracing collapse with elegance, doubt with clarity, and failure with unshakable conviction.

  some say the story is true.
  others claim it’s all nonsense — and scrotiegg is just a weird stock photo of a hairy egg found on google at 3 a.m.

  to discover the full story of scrotiegg, read the book of scroticism here.

vision

• disseminate scroticism.
  that’s it.

  memecoin is just the marketing.

  we know how humans work.
  you crave profit — even when we swear there isn’t one.
  no roadmap, no whitepaper, no future.
  and still…
  you’ll buy this thing.

tokenomics

• math that doesn’t add up

  name: scrotiegg
  symbol: scrotiegg
  supply: 1,000,000,000
  distribution: fair launch on letsbonk.fun
  liquidity: like your willpower — minimal
  contract: AowyFNUS8KMRvMMLAa959GT8K6TXaq9ErY5SdyEvbonk

book

• the wrinkled path to nowhere

  

  this book won’t change your life.
  and that’s exactly why you should read it.

  the book of scroticism is available for free download here.

music

• the debut album that nobody asked for

  

  
  

  they say a band’s first album is their best.
  so we decided to release our second album first.

  13 tracks of pure disappointment, existential crises, and questionable beats.

  if you thought rock bottom was low, wait till you hear this album.

  out now on all major platforms.

nft

• yes, they’re ai-generated images

  why? because we have no artists. no talent. and too much pride to ask for help.

  the 198 nft collection is living proof that art is overrated and effort is optional.
  (coming soon, or not)

faq

• frequently avoided questions

  q: is scrotiegg safe?
  a: no.

  q: will scrotiegg make me rich?
  a: probably not. maybe poorer.

  q: why should i buy scrotiegg?
  a: because you’ve made worse decisions.

  q: does scrotiegg have any utility?
  a: none. not even as a joke.

  q: who is the team?
  a: anonymous, ashamed, and probably gone by the time you read this.

  q: where can i buy scrotiegg?
  a: on letsbonk.fun, but ask yourself: should you?

  q: will there be a rugpull?
  a: if there is, at least you saw it coming.

  q: is scrotiegg audited?
  a: only by our own regrets.

  q: is this financial advice?
  a: do we look like financial advisors?

disclaimer

• read this before blaming us

  scrotiegg is a project made solely for demotivational and humorous purposes.
  we offer no promises, no security, and no real hope.

soli Deo gloria