scrotiegg

scrotiegg is for those who risk it all without thinking, lose without learning, and fail together — as a true community of losers.
a memecoin with no future, no promises, and no reason to exist — and that’s exactly why it does.
here, spectacular failure isn’t just expected — it’s the goal.

success is for the few.
hope is for the naive.
motivation is just another lie in a self-help book.

scrotiegg promises you nothing —
and delivers.

scrotiegg exists to remind you that:

you’ll probably fail.
the market doesn’t care about you.
luck is a skill you don’t have.

you should expect exactly what you deserve: nothing.

we won’t give you wings.
we’ll give you a wrinkled, hairy egg to hold.

legend says scrotiegg is the last known remnant of an ancient species: the scrotos sapiens.

originating from the lost planet of scrotara, scrotiegg belonged to a civilization destroyed by the very technology it created — a force so powerful and dangerous that its collapse gave rise to a new philosophy: scroticism.

scroticism isn’t about chasing success.
it’s about embracing collapse with elegance, doubt with clarity, and failure with unshakable conviction.

some say the story is true.
others claim it’s all nonsense — and scrotiegg is just a cursed stock photo of a hairy egg found on google at 3 a.m.

to discover the full story of scrotiegg, read the prologue of the book of scroticism here.

name: scrotiegg
symbol: scrotiegg
supply: 1,000,000,000
utility: who needs it?
liquidity: like your willpower — minimal.
distribution: mostly random, definitely unfair.
contract: to be regretted later.

Q1 – delay.
we had plans. then we forgot them.

Q2 – regret.
we launched something. probably shouldn’t have.

Q3 – chaos.
everything’s on fire. we’re just watching.

Q4 – probably nothing.
big things might happen. but they won’t.

Q∞ – loop of failure.
nothing ends. nothing improves. just vibes and losses.

13 tracks of pure disappointment, existential crises, and questionable beats.

out now on no major platforms.

if you thought rock bottom was low, wait till you hear this album. listen on audius

why? because there are no artists here. not even talented people.
even if there were, we’d still be too lazy to ask for help.

the scrotiegg nft collection is living proof that art is overrated and effort is optional.

utility? zero.
originality? questionable.
shame? guaranteed.

Q: is scrotiegg safe?
A: no.

Q: will scrotiegg make me rich?
A: probably not. maybe poorer.

Q: why should i buy scrotiegg?
A: because you’ve made worse decisions.

Q: does scrotiegg have any utility?
A: none. not even as a joke.

Q: can i trust this project?
A: only if you’ve already lost faith in everything else.

Q: who is the team?
A: anonymous, ashamed, and probably gone by the time you read this.

Q: where can i buy scrotiegg?
A: on pump.fun. but ask yourself: should you?

Q: will there be airdrops or rewards?
A: no. we’re not that organized.

Q: will there be a rugpull?
A: if there is, at least you saw it coming.

Q: is scrotiegg audited?
A: only by our own regrets.

Q: what if i lose money?
A: that’s the spirit.

Q: is this financial advice?
A: do we look like financial advisors?

scrotiegg is a project made solely for demotivational and humorous purposes.
we offer no promises, no security, and no real hope.
only invest if you’ve already given up on everything.